water_skipper asked: How well can the Hubble telescope see nude beaches?
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December 24th, 2009 at 11:25 am
the Hubble tel. is meant for v distant objects..it has great magnification…so if it can see crater holes on the surface of the moon thousands of miles away then it will only see crater holes in assses sunbathing (buttts up) on the nudes beach….! RamsesIII
December 26th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Why would you bother with a telescope? — they’re not that inaccessible. Rooster
December 27th, 2009 at 1:19 am
It can’t since it is always pointed away from the earth. sm
December 29th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I can’t b/c it is pointed into space.
It was made to observe cosmic occurences & bodies
But if it WAS pointed @ a nude beach, VERY well Ancient Thinker
December 30th, 2009 at 3:55 am
Besides the fact it is always pointed out into space, it is not able to focus as close as an earth beach, or even the moon for that matter. gromit801
December 31st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
The Hubble telescope is far to valuable to waste time that way. Besides, it was designed to not have to deal with looking through the Earth’s atmosphere and doesn’t have any correction for atmospheric distortion. Rick407